Monday, September 2, 2013

"JAIL" Last Night...




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"JAIL" Last Night...




Not a good time!




Okay..

I am at Old Hickory BBQ and order 3 Filet Dinners to go.. All the trimmings, Bakers, Bread, Salad etc.. Like, almost 100bucks of Yummies for Mom, Dad, and myself..



2011 Spotless Dodge Charger..

Driving home, I took the highway because I did not want the food to have time to get cold.. It was the fastest way home.

I am right smack dab in the middle of downtown in "Orange barrel zone" and a semi changed lanes on a solid white line and forced me into the cement partition barrier thing.. Sparks were flying! That, or go under his wheels...



I stand on the brakes and back out "alive" and step on the gas and get in front of the semi waving my arm out the window pointing "Pull Over" kinda thing, Honking.. I did this for maybe 5minutes, a mile or so..

Here comes the Cops.. Thank God I thought... Flashing Blues Lights..



I pull over, getting out and meeting the cop half way, and the Cop "charges me".. Slams me on the hood as I was exclaiming, "Stop that Semi" It just smashed me aginst the guard rail.. Pointing to my car damage.. "The entire side is fuxored!' Guessing at least 2g damage..



There was No Talking to this Cop..



NOTHING SAID

By the hair on the back of my head.. "Blam" Over the hood I went and his hands groping me hard..

I was cuffed and stuck in the back of the cruiser and then another cop pulls up.



Sitting there, they start tearing into my car.. I watched them "cuffed in the back of the cruiser", rip through everything... But when they pulled my dinners out on the hood and go thru them.. "It was on then!" I was kicking spitting mad! It did not get me anywhere...



Straight to lockup I went.. 3 or so hours go by and they finally let me call home. Then, I could not remember my home number.. I mean, how often do you call yourself? It is #1 on speed dial is how I call home..

Finally, I got it...  Mom and dad thought I was done dead when I talked to him.. I had just talked to them from Old Hickory and said I was on my way with yummies! Be home in 10minutes..



I gave dad the brief run down and said come get me.. I had to sign a thing and release my VISA to dad so he could then go take the money out... $314 bond and an upcoming court appearence..



I was charged with OVI and a crash.. I did not even know my charges until I was released! They told me nothing.. I was pretty pissed off by then though after watching them go through my dinners so, I can understand that...



My ankle is killing me now from kicking inside the cop car and that big ass jail door so damned much.. Swolen like Hell..



All In All..

At least the doggies, Spanky and Marley had day old Filets for lunch..



In total... After getting the car out.. $160bucks Tow.. $314 Bond.. Don't forget the $500 deductable for the car insurance claim.. Not too mention, what ever happens at court day after tomorrow.. I am still alive!



*Shaking Head*



 



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Just the beginning!

I can almost hear the cash register ringing for the courts now..








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