Habitat: deep sea, circumglobal
Status: Not Evaluated
As it’s almost the best time of year again, a.k.a Halloween, I’m going to start churning out the freaky animal posts! Woohoo!
Starting off the sketch train is this deep sea creature that literally looks like it has an alien’s face stuck to its eel-like body. This is the Limp Eelpout (Melanostigma gelatinosum) and very little is known about this deep water denizen. Recorded specimens have only reached lengths between 15 and 30 cm.
I’m inclined to believe that this might actually be where those Grey Alien sightings spawn from. I mean… just look at this thing! I know this species has been pulled up from the depths, so the actual coloration/composition is a bit off… but even still, there’s no denying that it looks eerily like the quintessential space visitor:
right: Andrew Baker left: zipcodezoo.com
Limp Eelpouts can be found in oceans around the world at depths of 44 – 2561 m. So basically, aliens are living underwater. I’m really not shocked to even write that (or think it!). There’s so much we have to learn and discover about the world’s oceans that who knows what’s lurking out there…
photo: http://zipcodezoo.com
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the above, it's brilliant. Why not put cellphone towers in fake cactus?
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Sunday, 27 October 2013; 08:56 PM, EST
John Lear is the golden child heir to the fortune of his inventor father Bill Lear. His resume includes extensive work for the CIA and, having flown for a ridiculous 20 different airlines its clear he never left The Firm.
In this episode of “Coast 2 Coast AM” we are treated to two government agents of outrageous fables; Lear and “Richard C. Hoagland” (don’t ever forget the “C” as in “C how stupid I think you are”).
Hoagland is the same schmuck who wrote an entire book that attempted to deflect criticisms of the moon landings by creating the hoax conspiracy that went “yes, the pictures of the moon have anomalies like no stars and were touched up but it was to hide the massive structures made of glass.”
I kid you not.
In the course of researching the work and claims of former DoD historian Douglas Dietrich, I found that one of his critics was none other than John Lear.
But what fascinated me and sowed this all together was that in the same fringe blog that Lear used to discredit Dietrich he also promoted the idea that the Nazi Holocaust of the Jews was a fabrication and that “Zionists” rule the world.
The reason for the ‘holocaust myth’ is to prevent anybody thinking they, (Nazi/jewish people) would ever be allied.
As you can see from the quote, he’s also an impeccable writer.
“Divide and Conquer” is one of the oldest strategies in the book and the CIA uses it to perfection. They have rendered the Liberty/Freedom movement nearly impotent with the outrageously exaggerated reach of “Jesuits” and “Zionists”.
It was extremely instructive to learn of an SAS team caught impersonating locals and killing Iraqis in an attempt to foment internecine hatred between Shias and Sunnis in Basra, 2005. The British used armor to flatten whole buildings to recover the humiliating assets.
So next time you get sucked in to “ZIONIST PLOT!” know that someone in a sterile Langley office is laughing as they read your comments.
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